so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
