I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
we should paint friendship bongs
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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