id be glad to
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
i believe in u and ur pee
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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