Kiss
Puke
are you so shy because you have an std?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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