Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think I sprained my soul last night
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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