Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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