god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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