she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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