My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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