am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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