Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i will never coherently bang her
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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