1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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