how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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