it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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