I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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