Hey man sorry I got all grabby
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
