could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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