He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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