i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
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