The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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