That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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