Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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