come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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