Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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