it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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