I think I died a long time ago.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
So gin and wine won't be happening again
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
All the doctor said was why
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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