Christians are straight up FREAKS
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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