Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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