just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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