I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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