if i can run in heels then i can drive
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
well you can't waste a boner
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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