Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
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