Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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