he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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