i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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