You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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