Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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