Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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