I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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