his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
