I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
