I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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