Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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