i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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