i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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