she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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