How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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