But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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