You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
