i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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