Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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