You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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