It's like God shit irony all over that family
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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